raped by a drunk friend bc then i can sue and get $$
fanfictions be like ”his eyes scanned the crowed and then locked with mine”
F is for vodka
U is for vodka
N is for vodka.
Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me
take a chill pill, your honor
do you ever like a celebrity so much you actually get jealous when other people say they like them
The nicest people I’ve ever met were covered in tattoos and piercings and the most judgmental people I’ve ever met are the ones that go to church every Sunday.
And my most understanding and sweet patients are the potheads and the most fucked up ones are the ones on narcotics and prescribed antidepressants.
There is a reason I can’t stand my job sometimes.